Bash Quotes (3)
<Fuzion> research has shown that men are less likely to attempt suicide, but more likely to succeed.
<Kadaj> it’s because they tend to use guns, while women use things like sleeping pills.
<Fuzion> that just pisses me off.
<Fuzion> the last thing you are ever going to do… would it kill you to do it right?!
<Mikachu> haha, i misread a japanese word i wanted to look up
<Mikachu> it was kansha, meaning “thanks, gratitude”
<Mikachu> but i wrote in gansha in the dictionary program
<Mikachu> “ejaculation onto partner’s face”
<Mikachu> that is a mispronunciation i will be careful to avoid
<paRaLyX> what’s long, hard and fucked two girls from my science class last week?
<qwog> you didn’t!
<paRaLyX> the mid-term physics exam 😦
<Etir> I want to see Clinton versus Rice in 2008 just to see if a 3rd party candidate can win on the “I’m Male” platform
<irzyxel> RANDY !
<irzyxel> long time no see !
<irzyxel> hows the kids
<Randy`> still in my testicles, thankfully
<Elly_May> i’m so sick of fucking my father
<Shitshe> you mean i’m so sick of MY fucking father
<Elly_May> whatever makes you happy you conservative piece of shit
<Shark> i’m the only human that has actually seen the loch ness monster
<SeXyBW> is that what you call it now shark?
<Shark> haha, that’s what i call my dick
<SeXyBW> so you are the only one that has seen it eh
<Tostitos> i like my women the way i like my coffee
<Jet> Ground up and in the freezer?
<SteveTheImpermeableHamster> full of your cream?
<Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
<RaMTuFF> quiet ?
<Jet> From McDonalds?
<SteveTheImpermeableHamster> in a cup?
<Jet> Spilt all over your lap?
<whiteboihere> strong and black?/
<Tostitos> i hate you all
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